Spencer's idea of animal love is, per a conversation I had last night:
Friend: "Cats and dogs, I love them!"
Spencer: "Oh yeah, me too! With a little bit of tabasco, they're great!"
I do this ALL THE TIME. Another favorite way of mine to do this is, upon being presented with a photograph of a pet (to keep things calm, preferably not the pet belonging to the person I am speaking to), I say, "That picture just makes me hungry...."
You better believe it. I do it.
Mike McNulty's newspaper obituary.
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