
Song:
I Kissed a GirlArtist: Katy Perry
Album:
One of the BoysWARNING: To all my Christian readers, to anyone who may be uncomfortable with this topic, I give you fair warning. Due to the nature of this song this review will deal with sexual and homosexual/lesbian issues. You may expect me to be as clean as I have always been on my blog, but consider yourself forewarned: this is adult material. Writing this review was more unpleasant than anticipated. This will not pretty.Katy Perry, famous for "kissing a girl" on the airwaves, so-to-speak. Why has she taken our iPods by storm? (Check that,
their iPods, not mine.)
For one, this song is catchy. I can see that Katy has a new, edgy style, perhaps even fresh (but I admit I'm a bit of a cave-dweller when it comes to these kind of things, so what's new to me could conceivably be decades old), and I can somewhat see why so many people have casually taken to this song (it's legendarily catchy, and the beat is strong), enough to annoy me quite a bit (Do I
want this song in my head?
No!!!). Focus on the Family's media review site, Plugged-In, called this song "almost maddeningly catchy".*
Secondly, the song seems to be...indicative of our culture. It's something we should have predicted, and, in a way, it's been a long time coming. It's immoral, it's lustful, it's sexual, it's
homosexual. It's bad, people, it's just plain bad.
Let's bite the bullet and get into our analysis; it's looking like it's gonna be foul.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked itTaking a look at the lyrics, we see that even Katy herself has an at least slightly active conscience, "
Lost my discretion...It felt so wrong/It felt so right...It's not what, good girls do/Not how they should behave", and we also see her confusion ("
My head gets so confused/Hard to obey"), whether real or song-feinted. She apparently underestimates the gravity of her course of action ("
No, I don't even know your name/It doesn't matter/You're my experimental game/Just human nature"), but makes the clear decision to follow her own desires with the ever-fatal "just try it" attitude ("
It's not what, I'm used to/Just wanna try you on/I'm curious for you/Caught my attention.), and she obviously cares for little else but the gratification of said desires ("
No, I don't even know your name/It doesn't matter").
Katy is apparently drunk (in the song) when she commits the act ("
I got so brave/drink in hand"), yet she still is fully aware of what she is doing {"
I kissed a girl and I liked it/I liked it."), at least enough to taste that cherry chapstick, right? As I said in my warning, the song has sensual themes, as she intones, "
Us girls we are so magical/Soft skin, red lips, so kissable/Hard to resist, so touchable". By now I'm wondering if anyone else noticed the blatant lesbianism, or is it just me? Whether or not Katy is bisexual is beside the point; I call what I see here lesbianism.
If this wasn't enough the music video is a nasty sight to behold (I wouldn't recommend a viewing unless you too are Biblically-minded reviewer, and even then I'd give you a warning...). In the sexually-charged video we have more strong erotic overtones, which would be bad enough in their own right if they were just that, but no, again it's lesbian-themed, as
all of them are women, all together, and Katy seems to enjoy this environment immensely. The viewer is greeted (Confronted?)with revealing clothing, suggestive moves and dances and suggestive camera shots as well. It looks more like something vaguely akin to a house of prostitution than anything else to me.... (While digging deeper tonight than I have for any review on this blog before, I came upon a picture of Katy and two other girls, and the photo was so debauched that I refuse to link it here even for illustration purposes. While it isn't nudity, it's extremely explicit nature gives it a classification of a form of pornography in my mind. I mention this to illustrate the scale of depravity we are dealing with here.)
The
only male to appear in the video is perhaps her "boyfriend", when, at the end of the video, she lays down beside him as he sleeps, and, after falling asleep herself and then waking up, she realizes he's there, and lays her head back down with a bit of what I'd call a "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" sort of look on her face (a reference perhaps to his lack of knowledge of her little escapade, "
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it").
What many rightfully horrified believers may not realize is that Katy Perry used to be known as Katy Hudson, and Katy Hudson...well, years ago, she used to be a "Christian singer." Wait a minute, did you just hear that right? Yep, you did. Sweet sixteen and brand new on the music scene, she released a self-titled album in the Christian music community in 2001.
The full details of this issue will possibly remain forever unknown to the public at large, but I for one see some problems with the church if things like this can happen (not that we all haven't seen them before). A customer reviewer on Amazon.com ("J. Lynch") for her first, long-ago album brings up an interesting point: "Was Katy sincere in her songwriting for this album, or was she just using Christian music as a vehicle to try and break into the industry in general?"**
We've seen this before, CCM artists going AWOL, but whether or not this is true, it doesn't comfort me too much to see that someone like this could have flown under the radar so easily, if indeed this was only a stepping stone for her. (Echoed by another concerned writer here: "It's a curious thing, that a girl who was obviously engaging in rebellious behavior got a Christian record deal in the first place. Either she's a great actress or a lot of people in the industry looked the other way.")***
Either that, or something changed. Whichever it is, things are simply not right here, and it's a sad and almost painful thing to behold for a loving believer like me. As other reviewers have said, "Pray this prodigal finds her way home."**** and "The one thing I hope is that if she ever wants to find her way back to the faith of her youth, the Christian community can welcome her back with open arms. We've all been lost and found, and let's not ever forget that."***** Amen to that. This young lady needs some prayers like darts!
As I am writing this I am reminded of a girl I once knew. She either was bisexual, or she fell into the death trap of homosexuality before my eyes. I'm not sure if she always was a homosexual and will never know (if she turned, there's a good reason to believe another lesbian helped bring her into it), but eventually the closet opened and I saw her as such, tainted by all the hideous ugliness. It wasn't a comforting spectacle to behold. I wonder, did Katy follow a similar path?
Such acts would have incurred a death sentence in the days of the Old Testament, and although such behavior doesn't come with such a penalty today, either way it means death. For if it is not physical death in the olden days, it is spiritual death for today.... Dear God, save Katy Perry.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22 (KJV)
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 (KJV)
"
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent." With all due respect to you, Miss Perry, I strongly disagree.
Dr. Paleo Ph.D.
Endnotes:
*
A Tale of Two Katys,by Adam R. Holz, Plugged-In.com, July 7, 2008 (http://www.pluggedinonline.com/read/read/a0004141.cfm)
**
Katy Hudson, by Katy Hudson, Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Katy-Hudson/dp/B00005OW88)
***
Katy Perry, Christian recording artist?, by Joanne Brokaw, Beliefnet.com, Monday June 23, 2008 (http://blog.beliefnet.com/gospelsoundcheck/2008/06/katy-perry-christian-recording.html)
****
Katy Perry: One of the Boys, by Adam R. Holz and Bob Smithouser, Plugged-In.com (http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0004216.cfm)
*****
Katy Perry, Christian recording artist?, by Joanne Brokaw, Beliefnet.com, Monday June 23, 2008 (http://blog.beliefnet.com/gospelsoundcheck/2008/06/katy-perry-christian-recording.html)