Saturday, June 21, 2008

My New Moniker

It is no longer only Paleo you see before you!

Forget Google! Throw away that old dusty set of Britannicas! A new tool has now burst forth upon a shocked and awed world!

Behold, I am now....

SPENCE-OPEDIA!!!!!!!*

So let it be written, so let it be done!


*Coworker endowed

24 comments:

Caleb said...

Nice, Spencer, Nice. You made me smile today, thanks.

Nathan said...

Beautiful. I'll just go grab the book-burning mobile to take care of my outdated library; I left the keys in it.

Lady Neferankh said...

Uh....can we take this sudden enlargement of ego, and quoting of "so let it be written, so let it be done" as a sign that you have been hanging around too many pharaohs? ;-)

P.S.
If this is the case, could you please ask your sister to box them up and ship them to me first class?

olde.fashioned said...
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olde.fashioned said...

Ohh!! ROTFLOL! I love it! Spence-opedia. ;-P Pricless. (although I maintain the distinction of calling you a "walking encyclopedia" first, ha ha)

You made me smile today.

Spencer makes me smile every day! But yesterday especially. :-)

I'll just go grab the book-burning mobile

Yeah, you take good care of your book-burning mobile, Nathan, whilst I go wash and wax my BATMOBILE!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEE!!!! *pats Tumbler* ;-P

P.S.
If this is the case, could you please ask your sister to box them up and ship them to me first class?


LOL!!!! Two dynasties worth of bald, be-kohled, and egotistical rulers, comin' right up!! ;-P

Lady Neferankh said...

O.o

Uh...not bald please :P

* sniffle*

That said, could you make it more than two dynasties, pwetty pweeassee?

* puppy dog eyes *

olde.fashioned said...

Uh, dey was not bald? Even Nefertiti looks pretty doggone bald to me!!

Twenty dynasties? 8-) Will that do?

Lady Neferankh said...

Not EVERYONE was bald :P ...

Sure, I think that sounds like a nice even number !

P.S.

Can you log in?

* colt eyes *

olde.fashioned said...

I did not say "everyone"!! I said Pharaoh!!

*snort*

Si!

Caleb said...

These comments are almost better than the original post. And the original post was grrrreaaat! And if you really want someone important I travel first class!!! LOL! But wait, you would probably want SPENCEO-PEDIA wouldn't you? :)

Lady Neferankh said...

Ah yes, but with all due respect young sir Caleb, you're not pharaoh :P

olde.fashioned said...

No, first class in the Spencerian world is called "Spence-o-speedia". ;-P

(okay, that was lame...)

Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

Okay everybody, I'm only kidding. I'm not going to make myself Pharaoh or something. :-D

It's just that I laughed so, so hard when my coworker gave me that title that I just had to share the fun.

Spencer

Lady Neferankh said...

Awww, c'mon, but doesn't the sound of Pharaoh Paleo I , lord of the realm of Spence-Opedia have a nice ring to it?

Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

Hmm....

Don't give me any ideas, Miss. ;-P

Elevating one's self to the deified monarchy is Nathan's job. ;-D

Caleb said...

"Ah yes, but with all due respect young sir Caleb, you're not pharaoh :P"

Oh yeah? I was Pharaoh in my first life before I was re-incarnated as a lowly American!!!!

Your response may be:

*gasp*

Reincarnation! How unchristian!!!

But my response to that is:

Yeah, how Christian is it to be keeping pagan deities around? Huh?

Lady Neferankh said...

Pagan dieties? * puzzled*

Mada said...

I think I'll just stick to building pyramids, along with the thousands of other farmers the Pharaoh asked (OK, told) to work on them. At least I'll have the honour of building something that LASTS. :-P

Nathan said...

Elevating one's self to the deified monarchy is Nathan's job. ;-D

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/sly-pig/Boredom/greek_god.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/sly-pig/Photoshop/sly_piggery_logo_by_mac.gif

;-)

Lady Neferankh said...

Ah, truly a stunning likeness--but--wait, you may be a deity, but where is your crown?

Nathan said...

where is your crown?

Behold! I am the honey king!

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/sly-pig/YouthCon-2007/p9080093.jpg

And what king wears his official crown in battle? I've got that base covered, too, with a combat crown:

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/sly-pig/Boredom/fountain_knight.jpg

If you think that's crazy, you should see what my followers wear to war!

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/sly-pig/Boredom/box_costume.jpg

Betcha didn't think I'd have an answer to your question, did ya? ;-D

Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

Nathan, Nathan.... What are we going to do with you?

;-P

Spencer

Caleb said...

"Pagan dieties? * puzzled*"

Pharaoh claimed to be a god.

Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

So we can just replace pharaoh with emperor! Pagan as well, you say? Don't forget Constantine.
;-P